Inda (A book that SUCKS!)
Posted by Michaelauthor: Sherwood Smith
book published: 2006
Rating: 2
The first thing I have to say about this novel is that it is very much the first in a series. Absolutely nothing was resolved in the end. Nothing at all. In fact, there wasn't much of a story either, which is quite a challenge for over 500 pages.
Here's the rub: I still want to read the next one in the series. A cast of hundreds of points of view, a meandering plot that seemed to jump forward at a ridiculous pace, then slow down just as fast, as if the entire novel is one giant montage. Worked for the movie Fight Club, but does not work here.
Still, I don't want to, but I'm actually considering spending my hard earned dollars on the next in this abyssmal series, which is probably a testament to the author's particular skills.
How can I sum this up for you? There are approximately five novels in here, all summarized wonderfully, but losing their power in the summary. I don't want to spoil it for you, because I am definitely recommending this for hard-core fantasy readers, who often read so much and so fast that this novel/series would be perfect for them. Let's just say that it feels like Sherwood Smith started a novel, got bored with it, and hit the fast-forward button on her word-processor to get to the next section.
I guess that would be fine, if it weren't for the fact that the author never actually settles on a story to tell. We just keep pinging all over the place, to the effect that we, as readers, are never truly invested in what's going on in the story, and simply keep reading to see what happens next. Sherwood tries to build suspense, but I have a hard time caring because the characters have not had time to evolve in my mind, and therefore I really don't give a shit that they're in danger.
I think I've made my point, so let's move on to craft, something that makes or breaks a review for me.
As far as I can tell, Sherwood Smith has never been trained to write. At a sentence level, it's obvious that Smith is quite enamored with language, and likes to throw in volumously poetic phrases to end chapters or sections using some sort of a literary bang. But it's a gimmick: the blatant attempt at manipulation is insulting to mean. I more often roll my eyes than say, "How perfect." That's what should be the author's principle concern: not what sounds pleasant or is neat, but what fits the story. And the story is so completely barebones that these literary indulgences seem completely out of place, like Paris fashions at a PTA meeting. I stole that from a commercial.
The world does not really hold together, with its unexplainedly accepting sexual mores, its strange equality amonst the sexes. I admit that it is a refreshing change from the unremittingly masculine fantasy of most spec-fic, but it's just so polished and pretty that's it's almost passive-aggressive. The internal and external politics are less than intuitive, and constantly bashed over the reader's head. I'll let you decide on that one.
Let me reiterate the fact that NOTHING IS EVER AT STAKE. The main character(s) goals are constantly thwarted, but only as plotpoints. Inda never fails, never has to learn from his failures, is always perfect from his extreme youth through his teens. He just always succeeds. For God's sake, Horatio Hornblower suffered less success in his own storied career.
What saves this novel from the dismal depths of a 1 is the simple fact that, despite hating the book and never being able to read it for even the short train ride from my work to my house, I still want to find out what happens next. I must be a little masochistic. Read this if you read quickly and voraciously, as it passes the time. Bear in mind, it's definitely a book for teenagers.
2 out of 6
Gil’s All Fright Diner
Posted by MichaelReview by Michael.
author: A. Lee Martinez
average rating: 3.84
book published: 2005
read at: 2009/05/01
review:
A vampire and a werewolf walk into a diner...
and an awesome book ensues.
I heard this book was not as good as the newer ones, which I loved as well, but this one if far superior. The humor is less forced, more natural in its delivery, and the writing is damned good, especially for a debut.
This is not high art, unless you consider entertainment art. But it is a simple, good read, something that makes the commute fly by, something that you'd take on a plane and not worry about the turbulence. I'd compare A. Lee Martinez to Terry Pratchett, but only because they're SpecFic writers who make me laugh, and endlessly entertain.
Anyone who has eyes and a brain, and can connect the two together enough to process abstract concepts like letters that combine together to stand for the sounds that mean words will love this book.
5 out of 6
Taken from my Goodreads blog.
Do not read this book. Read this review instead.
Posted by MichaelReview by Michael
Stephen R. Donaldson, Andrew Leonard, David Drake, Paula Guran, Jacquline Carey, Glen Cook and Elizabeth Haydon ARE ALL LIARS. This book is only good if you're 12 years old and think of people as paper-thin and totally devoid of complex thought and emotion. I call these characters weathervane characters, and they are now a strong part of the pantheon of horribly written, pointless characters who exist only as tiny outgrowths of DEUS EX MACHINA, and since many of the characters are actually "agents" of actual gods in this realm, it's not just an empty phrase.

Makes your commute longer.
I will leave you, for example's sake, the Adjunct. She randomly feels guilty about being who she is, but only as heavy-handed, internal monologue that never results in any impact, whatsoever, on the story itself. Let me tell you aspiring authors out there: false and forced contradictions make the characters thinner, not more real. We can't get a gauge on her motivations. We can't thrill or chafe in her victories because we've no idea where we stand. Also, she ends up not changing, and she's a very, very good example of the kinds of characters in this book: a version of what a dishonest writer believes a character SHOULD be like, instead of letting them flow naturally from their own motivations.
I read this book to the end, only because I wanted to write an honest review. I hated this book. It insulted me. My money was wasted on this book, and people who think that books like this are good are the reason that fantasy fiction sucks most of the time.
This book is horrid, and the only reason to read it is if you have no standards.
1 out of 6
Taken from my Goodreads blog.

